Thursday, April 23, 2009

GOH KAH HENG & YOU ARE SIMILAR

This is the face that many worshipped. This is the face that was seen on TV appealing for donations. Freezing himself in an ice-tub, scaling the skyscrapers at Suntec City. Now, this is the same face that is appearing in the Subordinate Court to face charges. So what went wrong with this guy?

Suspicions aroused when he first appeared in the papers with the honour of being one of the first monks to hold a Nokia (latest model) and behave like a normal person. Well, I believe that he will get his just dues and that the long arm of justice will catch up with him.

On another note, I am puzzled at how asshole some people can be - thinking that she is the greatest and most knowledgable of all. What can I say: Lazy spelt with a capital 'L'.

This is the same person that thinks that the whole world is operating on an 'For Her Basis'.

Wake up the freaking idea - you are no longer young anymore.

26 years old and still an asshole!!!!! You and Goh Kah Heng are the same - just trying to bluff your way through everything. Even the face resembles!!!!

I feel sorry for both of you parents. The former - you disappointed your mom. The latter - all talk and no action makes you more and more an asshole!

(Pictures Courtest of Straits Times Singapore)

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 10:49:00 AM

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Monday, April 20, 2009

FUCKING BITCH (LITERAL MEANING): THIS IS FOR YOU

I just want to rant and rant and rant. It is so unbearable bottling up my feelings. This post would be rude, yes I know. And it would be something that is no-holds barred. But I can tell you, it is my actual reflection currently:

*To all readers who thinks that I am the next Xiaxue, FUCK OFF! I am more educated than her. Comment on me ONLY if you have the qualification and/or status to.

By the way, please read 'My Information' before you carry on!

So what is the big deal? Do you think that you are the only asshole who knows how to shout? Let me tell you straight to your face the following:

1) You are useless - cannot even stay in a job for long. Keep putting it to the fact that you have a doting husband and stuff like that. In actual fact, you are just a useless piece of shit who is lazy to do anything. So what if you are studying? It's just another of those unrecognised private school that really shows off your stupidity. Get into a REAL poly if you wanna talk to me. It is the truth that you are useless when you only know how to sponge on your husband - who himself is starting to worry about his finances and have to put on hold the HDB flat application.
--> You can argue that people is jealous with you 'extinct' hubby and that at least he wants to feed you and stuff like that, please.... Have a life! It cannot conceal the fact that you are a lazy bugger!

2) You are selfish - Look who is the selfish person now? FUCK! So stingy. First time meet me do not think that I don't know that you are desperately poor but still want to drink. Target: My 'Sis' boyfriend. Make him order Martell. You think that night I really drunk. You are the kind who after people treat drinks then if the person drunk will throw that person one side kind of person. It's only when your friend's car are not going to your direction (and lo and behold!) your wallet got no money then you decided that my 'Sis' boyfriend is taking a cab. Take a ride from him! Fuck la! If I am selfish, I would be like your friend divide nicely the amount and ask you to pay. Treat you eat Waraku what did you say. Not even a word of thanks! Worst, think that Farmart treat very big ar? Lan Jiao! And o... Did I mention that the money was from the 'extinct' species again? You are a sponger!

To further reiterate my points, which Sister in the world would make her own younger sister go out and then ask her go home herself knowing that the younger sister is a bit blur. That is caring? My foot is laughing all the way! Care and concern shown in this manner?
--> Cursing at me right now? More to come!

3) You are good-for-nothing - What do you call someone who stays at home the whole day and not willing to go out to work - even when the hubby found a job that is only 3 day work week? Haha... You can fill in your own name Bitch. FUCK YOU! Enough said about this!

4) You are self-centered - I not happy can leave your home. What about your hubby? He is extinct species because of the following:
a) He stays in your home (instead of vice-versa) and you all do not contribute a single cent to the utilities or allowance to your parents
--> Electricity bills for your fucking laptop, heater, air-con, lights, tv, vcr recording etc.
--> Bathing water no need money?
--> Food is free? Pluck from air ar?
b) Cos he listens to you i.e. hide under your skirt so cannot see anything so the best source is by listening to the mouth of the skirt's owner.
--> Chinese got one saying: The daughter that is married away is just like water being thrown out, you can never recover. O my O my, so is that the reason he is extinct?

5) You are a fucker - literally: Which girl, who is concern of her sister, and act so guai when you are just like a whore who is depending on guys. The traits are there. I think you can work at Geylang -wait, make it Keong Siak.
--> Not mentioning the number of guys who you bring to your home to sleep with.
--> For the many people who did not know, this is the girl who loves to sponge on guys and then complains about this and that when she do not want to do anything at all. Claiming to be someone of good character (well, she claims that people who know her long enough would know that she is not the kind of person), she is actually the worst kind of human being that you can find - the lowest grade.

This is the same person who pack food home without asking people if they want to eat and being selfish and label others as 'selfish people' when people fail to cook for her. I recall a sentence that she made "I will not eat food bought by Joel".

My god, you think I like you so fucking useless? I buy the meat and veg using my own money. I respect you dad that is why I did not shout at you. Come on, sue me you bitch woman of an asshole. You are an insult to woman cos you make woman the unequal gender.

I REPEAT WHAT I SAID TO YOU THIS FUCKING
BITCH YESTERDAY AGAIN:

RESPECT IS EARNED, NOT GIVEN. AND BITCHES DO
NOT COMMAND ANY RESPECT.

COME AND SUE ME LA.......

SPEECHLESS? COS I SAID OUT ALL YOUR BAD THINGS?

THE TRUTH HURTS, THE BITCH SUCKS..... NNB CCB

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 11:10:00 AM

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Friday, April 17, 2009

I STARTED A JOKE

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
But i didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.I
started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And i fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that i'd said.
Til i finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And i fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that i'd said.'til i finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was one me.

*This song kept playing in my mind. It is one of those days where a certain song keeps getting into your head. Why? I do not know.

I just miss my darling Melody a lot. I guess, she is really that important to me. =)

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 9:09:00 AM

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

UNCOVER THE MEANING.....

"You seemed to be happy with your life" and "hope that you are real fine"

The 2 phrases echo in my head for a while. Let me dissect this seemingly harmless phrases and uncover the real meaning.

"You SEEMED to be happy with your life" denotes the following:
1) You are pretending to be happy
2) You think that you are happy
3) Are you really happy

and

"Hope that you are REAL fine" denotes the following:
1) Please be real and see if you are fine
2) If you are pretending, stop pretending
3) Trying to act in front of us

Thus, it's either the way that Singaporeans tries to show off their linguistic ability - which failed terribly - or just a case of sacarsm. Whichever, I hope that it is the former.

Smell from work: Sweaty - damn cannot take it this indian man who smells like the rojak stall
Smell to work: Perfume - the korean lady had a nice perfume smell that made the whole MRT smelt like the cologne section of Tangs!

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 3:59:00 PM

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

SMELL OF THE DAY..... 15/04/09

The smell that I got today when going to work: Perfume..... nice nice smell

The smell that I got yesterday when going back from work: Perfume...... nice nice smell

Quite lucky... hope to get such experience.... Must choose the right carraige!!!

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 4:30:00 PM

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

SMELL OF THE DAY - 14 APRIL 2009

I realised that on the MRT, there are a total of 4 smells:
1) Armpit
2) Body Odour
3) Perfume
4) After Work smell

I will write the smell of the day everyday I board the train for and from work. Here goes:

FOR WORK (14 APRIL 09): ARMPIT SMELL FROM THE MALAY ITE STUDENT
FROM WORK (13 APRIL 09): PERFUME SMELL FROM CHINESE LADY

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 11:57:00 AM

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Pek Chek Post!!!!!!!!!

Fraustrated......

There is this feeling inside me that makes me feel like so...... arrrghhhh.......

I do not know why.........

Luckily... there is always my adorable and caring Darling Melody who is coming to lunch with me later =)

Love ya loads darling!!!!!

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 11:55:00 AM

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Monday, April 13, 2009

PHRASE OF THE DAY:

IT IS ONLY AFTER THE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD; UNLESS YOU ARE IN SINGAPORE!

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 12:26:00 PM

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RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM

And the magic number is 5!

5 days - that was the number of days that I did not have to work.

Feelings
Feelings are a funny thing. It comes, then without knowing, it goes away. I just hope that Darling's feelings for me would not come and go.

Podcast
I was asked to do a podcast with a well-known celebrity. Considering.......

Money
Is it really the most important thing in the world?

Can tell that everything is so random?????

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 9:07:00 AM

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

THE SONG THAT SAYS EVERYTHING

Listened to this song and love it a lot. It is an old song, but I think that the meaning is still there. Totally related to how I felt when I knew Darling Melody then....

Can't Fight This Feeling by Reo Speedwagon

I can't fight this feeling any longer
And yet i'm still afraid to let it flow
What started out as friendship, has grown stronger
I only wish i had the strength to let it show

I tell myself that i can't hold out forever
I said there is no reason for my fear
Cause i feel so secure when we're together
You give my life direction
You make everything so clear

And even as i wander
I'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter's night
And i'm getting closer than i ever thought i might

Chorus
And i can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what i started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever

Cause i can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what i started fighting for
And if i have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, i can't fight this feeling anymore

My life has been such a whirlwind since i saw you
I've been running round in circles in my mind
And it always seems that i'm following you, girl
Cause you take me to the places that alone i'd never find

And even as i wander i'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window on a cold, dark winter's night
And i'm getting closer than i ever thought i might
And i can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what i started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever
Cause i can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what i started fighting for
And if i have to crawl upon the floor
Come crushing through your door
Baby, i can't fight this feeling anymore.

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 5:36:00 PM

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Monday, April 6, 2009

4th Monthsary - Celebrations

4th Monthsary and celebrated with Melody a great deal.

It all started on the 3rd April 2009 with a visit to Calvin's office at i-vic. It is the call centre for McDonald's, F1 and other companies. It is basically an outsourcing company that deals with the call centre aspect. Do contact them should you want to explore outsourcing opportunities with them. Email me for more details.

It was an eye-opener for her and she enjoyed her time there. We left at 9.15pm and headed to Marina Square for KFC.

The most amazing thing happened when I managed to catch 7 soft toys from a toy catcher with $1. It totally amazed Melody!!!

On 4th April, the day itself...

We went to Far East Plaza and have lunner (lunch & dinner) at this cafe called Chitaya.

She have:
- Sambal Fried Rice
- Ice Milo

He have:
- Fried E-Mee
- Bandung

We have:
- Fried You Char Kway (with sotong paste)
- Fried Wanton

It was a cheap meal and cost us only $15.50. Melody likes the You Char Kway.

Headed to Suntec and the thought was to go to Gloria Jean's and slack there. But the problem was that did not have the mood to and ended up going to the arcade to look at people catch toys. We did not spend a single cent there, but we ended up heading to Marina Square to play the UFO Catcher and got Melody her complete set of 'Rabbit Head'.

Went to Glutton Square at Esplanade to take our supper after that. Ordered the Orh Luah (Oyster with starchy battery) and satay (5 mutton, 5 chicken). I must say that the food there is very expensive. This simple fare cost us $14. And we will not really satisfy with what we had. But the sheer presence of her makes the expericnce an enjoyable one!

Spend the night at her home on the cold, hard floor and then finally went home only at 9am the next morning!!!

Darling, it is already 4 months and my feelings for your remain so true and so same. I hope to build up the future with you... And be by your side come what may ^^

*Note: Photos can be viewd by going to Melody's blog page.

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 9:58:00 AM

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lucky 4th Monthsary Coming Up

Coming up.....

1) Tour of McDonald's Call Centre

2) 4th Monthsary

3) Chill-out

Went with Darling to catch 2 games in 2 nights. We used to witness only 1 goal per game, but this 2 nights, it became 4 goals a game.

Did I say that she is very good in predicition football outcomes?

4th Monthsary coming and there would be a surprise for her.

*Watch out this space*

Joel Lao Gong wrote this at 12:27:00 PM

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